Exhibit A

im rly bad at holding conversations on snapchat cos i run out of things to say but people just look at my boobs anyway so i started replying to people with little words and quotes from a book about martha stewart and no one even noticed and kept replying to me omg

9 minutes ago with 2 notes


if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

2 hours ago with 246,335 notes